1. The Unabomber has a ratty beard.
2. The Unabomber wears big, cokehead sunglasses
3. The Unabomber sends suspicious packages.
[See this video for all the chilling proof you need.]
|Exclusive footage of Rogers brainwashing Paul Simon|
|"Stay away from our children, Kenny"|
|"Grrrr, four-letter words rule!"|
|"Kenny wants whale steak, baby"|
|"Scooter, you look yummy."|
|"Oooh, a buffet."|
|"Nobody suspects a man in silk"|
|"This is my brainwashin' hat"|
|"And I'd do it again, baby!"|