|So, it's safe to say there will be no Kenny Rogers Roasters served?|
|Fact: If Kenny doesn't get a deli tray, he turns into a warewolf. So long, front row.|
(6) Vestal Virgins [Preferably women, but narwhals will do].
(1) Full catalog of Kenny's albums, spread on a king size bed.
(4) Orphans. [Kenny is strict that no more than (2) will be cute. The remainder MUST be sad and/or homely].
(1) Adult-sized coffin.
(0) Cloves of garlic.
(0) Wooden stakes.
(0) Angry villagers.