Nobody's perfect (*Cough* white-bearded troubadours) even us at Death to Kenny Rogers. Earlier this year we reported that Kenny Rogers Hates Filipinos because, well, Kenny Rogers Roasters' website only lists restaurants in the Philippines.
Turns out we were wrong. The Gambler apparently hates all of Asia with equal zeal.
The Secret Second Life of Kenny Rogers Roasters," these restaurants serving potentially hazardous rotisserie chickens have sprung up, like so many snow-white hairs on Kenny's back, across Asia.
Hmmmm, you know what else has a second life? Zombies.
We're just saying.