Thursday, August 25, 2011

Kenny Rogers Caught in a Lie

Fact: Kenny Rogers is a liar.

Need Proof? Fair enough. Death to Kenny Rogers has uncovered exclusive audio evidence of Kenny Rogers discussing his favorite things--such as "raindrops on roses," "whiskers on kittens," and "brown paper packages tied up with string."
Hmmmmmm, that's funny. Because after our research we discovered these are not Kenny's favorite things. In fact, his favorite things include, but are not limited to:

  • Three-legged puppies
  • Poisonous rotisserie chicken
  • Tipping waitresses 1%
  • Teasing orphans
Nice try, Gambler. Looks like you got caught red-handed in a lie. 

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