Friday, August 19, 2011

Kenny Brainwashing Via Rap Music

FACT: Kenny is trying to control our kids through their favorite musical style: hip hop.
Death to Kenny Rogers bravely played these songs backwards to uncover their true, terrifying meaning. After repeated listens, we found the Gambler commanding us to "Grow white beards," "Learn poker," "Steal your mom and dad's money and spend it on rotisserie chicken, y'all."

Chilling. Truly chilling.

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