Kenny Wants to be the World's "Special Friend"; The World Gets Sick on its Shoes

So let us get this straight, Kenny...we're supposed to send you money and our home address and you'll assign a "special friend" to take care of us? 

(we're not even going to get into the entire aspect of how someone without a computer is even going to see this website in the first place)

If you're into playing Russian Roulette with your innocence, be our guest. This screenshot taken from KennyRogers.biz. Because, as we all know, all reputable musicians asking us for money and personal info use  .biz addresses.