FACT: American patriot and president, Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater on April 15, 1865. After the shooting, Lincoln's head was severed from his body and stolen. For years, John Wilkes Booth was blamed for the murder and theft. However, recent photo evidence proves otherwise.
NEED PROOF: Take a gander at this recent photo of Kenny Rogers at his underground lair in Nashville.
When asked what he was doing, Rogers claimed: "Drinking Hawaiian Punch out of Lincoln's skull, idiot."