Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Kenny Rogers is Hypnotizing America's Genitals

Fact: Kenny Rogers is hypnotizing America's private parts.

Need Proof? Strange choice of fashion accessories, wouldn't you say? While the Gambler could have chosen hats, t-shirts or bowling bags, Kenny picked belt buckles.

WHY? As everyone knows, buckles are the closest accessory to our sexy parts. Chances are these buckles emit a hypnotic signal to our genitals. Once Kenny has control of our nether regions, genetically engineering our kids to grow white beards and sing about gambling can't be far off.

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