Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Kenny Rogers Invented Piracy

FACT: Kenny Rogers likes to boat. And when he passes another boat, he can't help himself but to stop them and lull them to sleep with his singing and then rob them of all their jewels and fancy mustard.

PLUS: C'mon, the pirate flag is named a Jolly Roger. And, call us crazy, but isn't there a resemblance?

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