Friday, July 15, 2011

Kenny Eats Babies

FACT: Kenny Rogers feeds on infants to keep his skin lustrous and moist.

NEED PROOF? Death to Kenny Rogers obtained photographic evidence of the Gambler dining on the flesh of a newborn baby because he "felt a pimple coming on."
"Mmmmmm...the ear tastes like bread pudding and blood"

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