Monday, July 18, 2011

Kenny and Smokey: Robots

Nice try, Kenny. We've heard all the rumors about your obsession with plastic surgery. We've even heard your pal, Smokey Robinson, is in on the fun. But we know it's just a lie.

There's only one way two men go from looking like normal human beings to having glassy, shiny, wrinkle-free skin well into their retirement years: Cyborgs.

Come on, compare and contrast, you know?

So the big question, now, is: Why is there a robot Kenny and a robo-Smokey? Probably some weird sex-thing. We're still uncovering the dirt here at Death to Kenny Rogers. Stay tuned.

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