There's only one way two men go from looking like normal human beings to having glassy, shiny, wrinkle-free skin well into their retirement years: Cyborgs.
Come on, compare and contrast, you know?
So the big question, now, is: Why is there a robot Kenny and a robo-Smokey? Probably some weird sex-thing. We're still uncovering the dirt here at Death to Kenny Rogers. Stay tuned.