Saturday, June 11, 2011

Take That, Kenny

Kenny Rogers' least-favorite book, Black Hole Blues has been hauling in a boatload of great reviews. Proving once and for all, Kenny's evil mind control has yet to infect the media.

The Examiner calls it: "Irresistible."

The LEO called it: "An outrageous book."

Orange Alert said it was: "truly special."

Kenny Rogers said: "_______________". Because he and his people still haven't returned my invitation to read the friggin' book he's the villain of.

So, the show must go on. Buy a copy and teach The Gambler a lesson.

Death to Kenny Rogers!

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