|"This is what I'll do to your neck, Stroke Victims."|
Apparently, when Kenny Rogers is played to stroke victims, their recovery time improves.
Haha! Score one for mankind, Kenny. While you developed this music as a method for torture and slyly get our grandmothers to buy your Tupperware when you go door-to-door, it backfired. Instead, your evil is being used for good!