Thursday, June 2, 2011

Stroke Victims Healed, Kenny Angry

"This is what I'll do to your neck, Stroke Victims."
Fact: The guy who wrote Freakonomics has a theory called "The Kenny Rogers Effect."

Apparently, when Kenny Rogers is played to stroke victims, their recovery time improves.

Haha! Score one for mankind, Kenny. While you developed this music as a method for torture and slyly get our grandmothers to buy your Tupperware when you go door-to-door, it backfired. Instead, your evil is being used for good!


  1. They recover only so that they don't have to listen to his lyrical messages of evil anymore...