Hurricane Kenneth. The storm began on the coast of Mexico and stretched a reign of terror that nearly reach the Hawaiian islands.
The cause of this 100+MPH disaster? None other than "Hurricane" Kenneth Donald Rogers.
2. The storm began brewing near the Mexican coast. After performing nanoseconds of research, Death to Kenny Rogers learned Rogers was angry with the Mexican government in 1995 after its refusal to lace its finest export, tequila, with the drug Gamblex™ (Side effects include: white facial hair growth, portraying a Wild West card player and uncontrollable vocal emissions loaded with poker advice). Eye witnesses claim Kenny Rogers turned himself into a hurricane in order to destroy the entire country.
3. Most concerning of all, a trail of these shirts littered the Pacific ocean wherever Hurricane Kenneth's path tread.