Monday, June 20, 2011

Kenny Rogers Declares "Pants are Illegal"

FACT: At a recent press conference from his underground lair in Nashville, Kenny Rogers told reporters "when I crown myself Dictator of the World...and I will, soon...my first rule will be to outlaw pants. I don't care if you're American, Armenian or Angolan, it'll look something like this and it'll look beautiful."

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