|"Who's hungry for sadness?"|
FACT: Kenny Rogers, sparked by jealousy at the popularity of Julia Child and Emeril, has vowed to win over the culinary community with his own "unique" dining style.
Need Proof? Chapters include:
Human Flesh: the Poor Man's Rotisserie Chicken
If You're Lucky Enough to Capture an Infant, They're Delicious
Macaroni Salads a la Kenny (now with 20% more bald eagle chunks)