What is Kenny thinking?
1. "Mmmmmmmm, I bet your kidneys would go down smooth with a glass of Coors Light."
2. "The best thing about swapping Children's Tylenol out for cyanide at Target is all the free aspirin I have now."
3. "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em and when to let a white-bearded man take your grandma to see a live sex show."