Monday, May 23, 2011

Kenny Rogers Makes Little Boys Swear

"Grrrr, four-letter words rule!"
FACT: Prolonged exposure to Kenny Rogers makes young children swear like truckers.

Need Proof?
Before meeting Kenny "Diablo Blanco" Rogers, this young man sang in the church choir, was a Boy Scout and rescued a record 133 kittens from a tree. After meeting Rogers, things were never the same.

Please, we at Death to Kenny Rogers urge you not to poison our children's future with dirty talk and foul language. So, if you see Kenny Rogers at your local gas station, riverboat casino stage or Satanists Monthly meeting, phone the authorities immediately. 

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