Thursday, May 5, 2011

Kenny Rogers Brainwashed Elvis

"This is my brainwashin' hat"
Fact: Sometime in the late 70s (aka--Fat Elvis Era) Kenny Rogers brainwashed the King of Rock 'n' Roll to sing a sinister anthem to gambling.
Need Proof? After conducting zero minutes of eye-witness interviews, Death to Kenny Rogers concluded that an unknown, bearded assailant slipped Elvis an overdose of the prescription drug Gamblex™ (Side effects include: white facial hair growth, portraying a Wild West card player and uncontrollable vocal emissions loaded with poker advice) in a peanut butter and banana sandwich shortly before this performance. 

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2 comments:

  1. OMG KENNY ROGERS IS A BAD MAN!!!!!!

    Also would like to know where I can obtain some Gamblex. Asking for a friend.

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  2. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

    I think Gamblex is available at Dollywood and the As Seen on TV store.

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