We here at Death to Kenny Rogers are feeling suspiciously under the weather today. Almost as if there were tiny white-bearded microbes attacking us on the genetic level.
Are you feeling sick too?
We thought so. Because our head is a little stuffy we haven't pieced all the clues together, but we're positive Kenny Rogers is to blame. And somehow--details are fuzzy, though-- we're sure this photo has something to do with it.