Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Kenny Rogers Cult

Finally, proof that we are on to something here at Death to Kenny Rogers. This guy seems to be drinking the white-beard flavored Kool-Aid.

We're not so sure about all the Illuminati talk, but it all makes Kenny look like he'd feed you apples laced with razorblades. That sounds about accurate to our researchers.

This poster gets the Death to Kenny Rogers annual Pulitzer for Awesomeness.


  1. That looks like a velvet painting. I am scared.

  2. That's just his beard hypnotizing you. Look away, look away!