Monday, March 28, 2011

What Gives, Kenny Rogers?

Welcome to Death to Kenny Rogers. This is the only blog dedicated to The Gambler's evil ways. I will begin systematically pulling apart the myth of this man, known in devil-worshiping circles as Satan's Songwriter.

WHY? 

Kenny Rogers is the villain of my novel, Black Hole Blues, and he has thusfar refused to read it and comment on his portrayal. This has left me no choice but to unveil the secrets of Kenny's life to the public.

You want proof? Fair enough.

Kenny Fact: Kenny Rogers is a raging drug addict.

Don't believe me? Here is video evidence.

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