Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Kenny Rogers: Serial Adulterer

FACT: Kenny Rogers has officially surpassed Screamin' Jay Hawkins' 75 illegitimate offspring as the musician with the most baby mamas. 

How many broken families has the snow bearded Gambler created as he and his libido roam the planet? According to recent evidence, the number could be in the hundreds.

Need Proof?
Look no further than the website, Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. Cleverly disguised as a page about gentlemen with a striking resemblance to the Nashville lothario, it clearly proves Rogers has delivered more seeds than Orville Reddenbacher.

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