|"I am the finest of the Rogers progeny"|
However, Death to Kenny Rogers has evidence to suggest otherwise.
The distinction of "Most Kick Ass Rogers Brother" would actually be awarded to Leland Rogers, older brother of Kenny.
- Leland was a 60s psychedelic rock impresario, running International Artists.
- Meanwhile, little brother managed to grow a beard and sing some songs with Dolly Parton. Big deal.
- Leland produced albums by psychedelic legends the 13th Floor Elevators and the Red Krayola.
- Little brother made a movie where he rode around on a horse and demanded everyone learn when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em or else he'd shoot the entire town.
- Rumor has it Leland was supposed to be the first Texan in space. But he was too busy being awesome that day.
- Kenny, meanwhile, opened a chain of imitation Boston Market restaurants. Whoopee.
The winner is pretty clear if you ask us.