Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Kenny Rogers, Beard Thief

Though Kenny Rogers claims to have invented the facial hair style known as "beards" back on his Texas ranch in 1984, Death to Kenny Rogers has uncovered evidence that this is also a white lie by the white bearded bastard.


Abraham Lincoln--Beard rocker since 1855.

Rasputin--Beard enthusiast since 1869 (the year of his birth, oddly)

Jesus--Heaven's bearded billboard since year 1.

Mom's new boyfriend--Beardin' since before you were born

Sting--Making beards pretty much irrelevant since forever

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